stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
My dad says I’m a waste, that I do nothing and am nothing.
My mom says I’m a useless piece of shit.
I’m guessing they want me to move out soon?
- Math: I'm so hard right now